Dear Jac: They’re coming to take me away, ha-haaa

If you want a laugh then Google the lyricist Barrie Roberts, who wrote 'The knock-on-the-door-in-the-night squad'. Marion Lowe, from Swanbourne Stores, alerted me to it after she read my bit on officialdom's statutory rights to enter premises. It...

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