Kash Patel has been trying to find one as his Holy Lane post office and newsagent needs a complete refit to bring it up to a better standard – one suited to its green and pleasant location in a tranquil bit of Cliftonville in Kent, complete with a super sea view.

Kash asked if I could recommend anyone. Well, as I’ve said before, this type of request immediately turns me into a jobsworth. I did give him a list from C-Store’s classified ads section but promised to tout for some feedback from our readers who have been there and got the T-shirt.

So, suggestions please – fax, phone, email or carrier pigeon.