"He didn't have an Irish accent and as soon as he said it, I knew straightaway," Hitendra says.
It took him a few minutes to find the Asda number he needed to report to, but it was too late. The number memorised was 4981 777 80609. Hitendra claims he could have easily memorised that himself (he was once an accountant) as it is only (only!) nine numbers rather than 12, since the three sevens in the middle take care of themselves. Regular readers know how I am with sums, so now I really must have a lie down.